I require a 20% deposit to hold our time. I prefer CashApp or Venmo but can accept Bitcoin, Uber or Delta gift credit for deposits under $500. For established suitors I offer Zelle and ACH transfers to my discreet LLC, and for international friends invoicing with Wise.

If you’d like me to organize our hotel room, expect to add at least $200 to your deposit (and certainly let me know if you’d prefer I arrange a suite!)

I’ll confirm your good reputation through screening with either real-world information or the recommendation of two established colleagues. Go to my Contact Page to submit directly or send an email to lovesheridan@protonmail.com with your charming introduction and all required information.

I offer in-person screening for exceptional circumstances, entirely at my discretion and convenience. Please be prepared to submit a $2000 BTC transfer along with this request.

Cancellations are tough on me but I’m open to rescheduling within a six-week period of the original date (for NYC or private travel) or within the same city visit.

If you have to cancel within 48 hours of our date, please send 100% of the discussed fee using your original form of deposit. I decline other offers and make time-intensive arrangements to see you—let’s stay on good terms and leave the door open for a future meeting.

All deposits are nonrefundable, but in the vanishingly rare event that I have to cancel I'll offer to send it back to you immediately.

If we begin over coffee or cocktails, bring your remaining cash balance in a good book or other creative container and present it immediately.

When meeting in private, present your envelope promptly and with good humor. I’m not awkward about this facet of our relationship and you needn’t be either!

For balances over $5000 I can usually accommodate a wire transfer to my discreet LLC.

I’d love to play “special guest star” for you and your favorite, or bring one of my equally amazing girlfriends along to join us.

I adore couples and love being “gifted” for a special gentleman’s milestone celebration. Ladies, I’ll gladly hop on a call after screening to coordinate our mischief!

Duos | please match higher rate

Couples | +500 to the balance

Discretion is the better part of valor—and I expect you to protect my privacy the same way I protect yours (i.e. no reviews, ever, in any universe).

I’m happy to provide two references on your behalf within a year of our initial meeting.