I require a 20% deposit to hold our time. I prefer CashApp, Venmo, or Bitcoin but can accept Uber or Delta gift credit for deposits under $1000. For established suitors I offer Zelle and ACH transfers to my discreet LLC. For international friends, I offer invoicing through Wise.

If you’d like me to organize our hotel room, expect to add at least $200 to your deposit (and certainly let me know if you’d prefer I arrange a suite!)

I’ll confirm your good reputation through screening with either real-world information or the recommendation of two established colleagues. Go to my Contact Page to submit directly or send an email to lovesheridan@protonmail.com with your charming introduction and all required information.

On exceptional occasions (and entirely at my discretion and convenience) I will consider meeting up briefly to screen you in person. Pease be prepared to submit a $2000 BTC transfer along with this request.

Cancellations are tough on me, but I’m open to rescheduling within a six-week period of the original date (for NYC or private travel) or within the same city visit.

If you have to cancel within 48 hours of our date, please send 100% of the discussed fee using your original form of deposit. I decline other offers and make time-intensive arrangements to see you—let’s stay on good terms and leave the door open for a future meeting.

All deposits are nonrefundable, but in the vanishingly rare event that I have to cancel I'll offer to send it back to you immediately.

If we begin over coffee or cocktails, bring your remaining cash balance in a good book or other creative container and present it immediately.

When meeting in private, present your gift promptly and with good humor. I’m not awkward about this facet of our relationship and you needn’t be either!

I’d love to play “special guest star” for you and your favorite, or bring one of my equally amazing girlfriends along to join us.

Duos | please match higher rate

Couples | +500

Discretion is the better part of valor—and I expect you to protect my privacy the same way I protect yours (i.e. no reviews, ever).

I’m happy to provide two references within a year of our initial meeting.

I offer all-inclusive rates for private travel, with a 50% deposit using Cashapp or BTC required.

I offer a half-hour phone call (500) if you’d like to discuss plans or vibe-check before scheduling.

Boston, Providence, Baltimore, DC—the Acela quiet car is my second home

6 hour minimum | +700 travel fee

Anywhere east of the Rockies

8 hour minimum | +1000 travel fee

Find me on the red-eye from LGA to SFO

Overnight minimum | +1000 travel fee

Passport-ready and strangely immune to jet lag

Two day minimum | +2000 travel fee

For multiday engagements, I’m happiest if you’re able to book a two-room suite or adjoining rooms so we each have a private place to nap, take calls, and spruce up in between activities.

Take a look at my Desires page for a sense of what activities I’ll most enjoy.